Everyone is different

Not all of Dr. Kelmans smiling advocates get through the initial application process. Numerous candidates stumble as they enter through the door. It seems that Dr. Kelman is looking for something very special within his advocates a bit like he possibly saw within Miles Cedars. But who knows we are still not 100% sure as to what is going on about all of this.

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You are about to embark on an optical procedure

Dr. Kelmans work always involves specific procedures, each procedure appears to involve different methods. One of the most interesting procedures is the optical procedures they use to by what we presume convert what we know as Smiling Advocates into something else. It would be very interesting to know exactly what the out come of a conversion would bring but unfortunately it is still early days into the deep research that we still have to undergo but hopefully very soon we will have an answer and be able to present it to you folks. 

SMILE.ALWAYS.

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Turn that frown upside down

Just what the doctor asked Miles Cedars to do, well when I say doctor I am referring to the ever so slightly suspicious Dr. Kelman and his recent actions regarding Miles Cedars. It is now known that Miles Cedars was enrolled as a Smiling Advocate through Dr. Kelmans practices. These practices have apparently not been so successful and instead has resulted in the recipients ending up with frowns. We are not entirely sure why, maybe it is something related to the idea of being forced to smile. Obviously this is something that is still being investigated. According to recent discoveries it has been noticed that Dr. Kelman might be involved in a new device that has been developed to turn those frowns upside down. We will obviously as usual endeavor to get more information on this and let our fellow followers know.

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WANTED Smiling Advocates

It has become apparent that Dr. Kelman himself is asking for what is known as Smiling Advocates, we are still trying to decipher the meaning of Advocates, but we no longer assume that it is of anything sinister, and instead we believe it to be something potentially joyful. We are going to send in one of our spies as an applicant to be a Smiling Advocate, if they should be successful then hopefully we should be able to begin to break down the whole meaning of this step by step.

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The Ministry of Joy is watching you...

When the Ministry of Joy was launched, various advocates were selected for a series of tests. What these tests involved is not exactly clear but what is known is that both Dr. Kelman and Miles Cedars were involved in the process. It is believed that Dr. Kelman conducted these tests whilst Miles Cedars was one of his advocates. We are currently unsure as to what is meant by the term "advocates" but we believe it to be something that is potentially sinister, we could be wrong though. Obviously as soon as we are aware of further information from deeper investigations, we will endeavor to tell you.

SMILE.ALWAYS.

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Who is Miles Cedars?

You maybe asking yourselves, who is this Miles Cedars this person is going on about? What even is this blog? Miles Cedars is a very complex being, it would be way too easy just to sit hear and tell you everything in one go. It would be much more interesting to divide the, what should I call it, story into segments feeding my fellow advocates only the important information they need to know at that one specific moment. It is more or less a game being played here, but a game that doesn't have an ending or a winner, it is continuous. I know you re probably thinking now "I thought you were going to tell me who Miles Cedars is" well I will but not just yet. Some of you may already know, and therefore you have the advantage over others. In time those who do not know will be corrected and begin to understand. Their time has not come just yet, it will come when those patients are ready.

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SMILE.ALWAYS.

Miles Cedars was always known to be ever so slightly loopy but then again maybe he was loopy was a reason? Maybe he had met the not so well known Dr. Kelman? After all he did believe in methods that would, well, manipulate the subjects mind. It is unknown as to how much Miles knew about these procedures, but what is known is that something did happen with him and it is almost guaranteed that Dr. Kelman was involved. It would be interesting should an investigation occur, what the outcome would be, but for now, SMILE.ALWAYS.

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